I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.


me when i was little: why do i have to eat everything on the plate??

now : um can i have like 3… more plates…

“capitalism…?? i think u mean CRAPitalism am i right ladies”

karl marx probably (via dimestorepoet)

(Source: ghoulinski)